As Holy Week is over, but the Holy Season is about to begin -- this baseball meditation:
Atheists want to play, but they don’t want an Umpire.
Calvinists believe the game is fixed but play hard anyway.
Arminians think you can take runs off the scoreboard.
The Mormons are in left field, while the New Agers should play catcher; no matter how wild the pitch they’ll grab it.
Catholics want the Pope to play shortstop; they claim he’s never made an error.
Amish won’t swing and they walk a lot.
Televangelists sometimes get caught stealing.
The Dunkers are down by three.
Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
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